http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8639525/just-go-away-gary
Bill Simmons is a writer
for Grantland and he has become increasingly angry about the
continued National Hockey League (NHL) lockout. He blames the
lockout on the NHL's commissioner Gary Bettman, who he is
very critical of in the article. Simmons uses diction, imagery,
and details to help emphasize his opinion that Gary Bettman should
be removed from his position as NHL commissioner.
Simmons uses pejorative
diction to describe the NHL under Bettman's control. He uses botched when
describing the leagues television deals, and epidemic when describing the NHL's
concussion problems. By using words with negative connotations Simmons
describes his anger about the way the NHL has been run since the last lockout.
Simmons also uses pejorative diction like idiot and failure to describe
Bettman himself. These negative words help support Simmons's opinion that
Bettman isn't capable of being a good commissioner and he should be removed
from his position.
Bill Simmons also
uses imagery to help his readers understand what Bettman has been
like as the commissioner. Using the image of a baby holding a chainsaw he
creates and image describing Bettmans leadership "hockey fans were regarding Bettman's lockout leadership the same way
you'd act if you were watching a baby play with a chainsaw." This
powerful image is used to explain how incompetent
and frightening Bettman's leadership has been trying to manage the
NHL during the Lockout. By using the image Simmons is saying that Bettman
isn't remotely close to being able to handle a situation as dangerous as the
NHL lockout. Simmons also creates the image of a "neighbor knocking
down his house, then rebuilding it from scratch" and then seven years
later saying "Yeah, sorry about that — we screwed up when we rebuilt
the house, had too many flaws, we needed to do it over again." This
image represents what has happened to the NHL since the last lockout. It
describes how silly it is that the NHL is in this situation again after having
to cancel a full year of games during the last lockout. These images
allow Simmons to describe the dire situation in the NHL using everyday things
that people can picture easily.
Simmons also uses details
to support his opinions about Gary Bettman. Simmons uses details
supporting his claim that Bettman is a horrible commissioner, "on the
verge of losing two
NHL seasons in one decade, with four work stoppages." This detail
supports Simmons's claim that Bettman has done a poor job of managing the NHL
during his tenure. Another detail that supports Simmons's opinion is,
"team after team circumventing that cap by giving out guaranteed deals
lasting as long as 15 YEARS." This detail describes how NHL teams
have taken advantage of the salary cap system that Bettman created durning the
previous lockout. It provides emphasis that Bettman's solutions to the
previous lockout's problems haven't really been fixed. Both of these
details provide specific examples of why Gary Bettman should be removed
as commissioner.
Bill
Simmons is a Los Angles Kings season ticket holder and he loves taking his
daughter to their games. He uses diction, imagery, and details
to describe to his readers why Gary Bettman should be
impeached. His goal is to call out Gary Bettman in an entertaining
way to entertain his readers and encourage the NHL to end their lockout so he
can continue to take his daughter to Kings' games.